Computer and addiction

In this tech age every one is hooked to computers and this is what will happen one day
You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...

· You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.

· Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

· All of your friends have an @ in their names.

· Your dog has its own home page.

· You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.

· You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

· You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

· You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."

· The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.

· Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat. 
By Arsen Vladimirsky from Chicago IL USA.         

Paradise

Paradise
Just could this be paradise ,right here where you are?
Nirvana within you not somewhere afar?
Tho' some would decry it and say it can't be
just follow along if you long to be free.

Your life's what you make it -
your choices each day the thoughts that you harbor
and words that you say determine the status
of your life today.

So if you want more than you think you have now
watch closely your mindset and you'll find out how
Just live in the present.
Think only the best about yourself first
and then all the rest of your brothers and sisters -
you'll find that you're blest and really in paradise.

It's all in your mind.
Whatever you look for is just what you'll find.

By Larry Brophy from Payson USA.